I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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