It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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