I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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