how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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