THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Green mimosas i think yes
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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