Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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