Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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