This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I want to fling myself into the sun
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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