craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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