I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I forget how to act sober
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