Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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