I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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