shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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