You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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