I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
