How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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