There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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