Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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