I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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