We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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