Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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