I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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