She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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