I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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