and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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