The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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