Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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