Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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