She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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