Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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