this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
