And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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