Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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