I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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