I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
