at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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