You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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