A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
