the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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