why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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