On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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