Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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