I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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