I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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