I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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