the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i believe in u and ur pee
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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