His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
