The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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