It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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