He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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