How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
are you so shy because you have an std?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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