He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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