I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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