IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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