So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I need a beard to bite.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Randomize
