What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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