I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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