I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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